I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Randomize
