You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
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