Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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