that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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