sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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