You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
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