so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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