He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
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They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
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He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I am naked and annoyed.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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