true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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