Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
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of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
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i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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