also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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