And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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