Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
Randomize
