sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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