Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
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