Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
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