I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says