didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
ok i will unlock the door
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
it's like heaven, but drunker
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book