i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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