How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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