I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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