Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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