the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I just want to make out with him forever
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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