After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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