And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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