Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
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I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
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I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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