I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
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conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
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i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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