yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
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