Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
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I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
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I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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