I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
It's official drugs can't kill me
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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