Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
How's work?
Spinning.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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