Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
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These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
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I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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