you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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