these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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