belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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