nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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