At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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