I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
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Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
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Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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