Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
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