Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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