Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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