Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
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Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
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I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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