Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
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Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
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fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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