I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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