You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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