i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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