I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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