If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
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We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
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I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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