your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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