I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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