butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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