thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
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