The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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