oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
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All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
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At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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