I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
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