Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
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I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
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javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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