If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
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A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
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Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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