i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
NoShamevember. You game?
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
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