At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
no you cant smoke seaweed
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
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Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
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It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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